- Look at what I did.
- See what I bought.
- My life is so great or I am so blessed.
- I can’t believe this company I bought something from did that to me.
- I support a cause and if you do, share this post.
- This is my opinion and I am right.
- Please visit my site or buy this thing I’m selling.
- This just happened in the world or in my life.
- Look at what my kid or pet has been up to.
- If you Like this, I’ll get something.
- I have a personal problem and need sympathy.
- Watch this funny video.
- I’m listening to this band, you should too.
- Can somebody help me with something?
- My relationship / marriage / baby ownership status has changed.
- My profile picture or background picture has changed.
- I just played a game on Facebook.
- I am going to an event.
- Look at my pictures of something or an event in my life and see who I was with.
- Read this funny line I thought of.
- This quote represents me.
- I’m doing something really insignificant but I thought I’d let you all know.
- Look where I am.
- I need ideas for something to buy or a place to go.
- Something about work sucks.
- I used this website.
- Go team or my team sucks.
- I read this article.
- Check out this cool new thing / idea I discovered.
- I miss my deceased friend, relative or pet.
- I am about to go do something fun.
- Why do people do certain things?
- I like somebody else’s status or photo so I'm sharing it.
- I am posting this picture so that you can tell me how great I look or what a good picture it is.
- I can’t wait for something that’s going to happen soon.
- I really appreciate somebody in my life.
- I'm quitting Facebook for a little bit of time for some reason.
+ Atul
