Every Possible Facebook Post Fits One of These 37 Types

I am on Facebook perhaps a bit too much these days and I've realized that even though I like to see what my Facebook friends are up to, I've realized that our posts are all pretty much typical.  I'm guilty of posting many of these types but this list should make you think.  Are there any types of posts I"m missing?  Which type do you find most annoying?  Please respond in the comments section.  Hope you enjoy it.  I'm pretty sure you'll be able to relate.

1. Look at what I did.
2. See what I bought.
3. My life is so great or I am so blessed.
4. I can’t believe this company I bought something from did that to me.
5. I support a cause and if you do, share this post.
6. This is my opinion and I am right.
7. Please visit my site or buy this thing I’m selling.
8. This just happened in the world or in my life.
9. Look at what my kid or pet has been up to.
10. If you Like this, I’ll get something.
11. I have a personal problem and need sympathy.
12. Watch this funny video.
13. I’m listening to this band, you should too.
14. Can somebody help me with something?
15. My relationship / marriage / baby ownership status has changed.
16. My profile picture or background picture has changed.
17. I just played a game on Facebook.
18. I am going to an event.
19. Look at my pictures of something or an event in my life and see who I was with.
20. Read this funny line I thought of.
21. This quote represents me.
22. I’m doing something really insignificant but I thought I’d let you all know.
23. Look where I am.
24. I need ideas for something to buy or a place to go.
25. Something about work sucks.
26. I used this website.
27. Go team or my team sucks.
28. I read this article.
29. Check out this cool new thing / idea I discovered.
30. I miss my deceased friend, relative or pet.
31. I am about to go do something fun.
32. Why do people do certain things?
33. I like somebody else’s status or photo so I'm sharing it.
34. I am posting this picture so that you can tell me how great I look or what a good picture it is.
35. I can’t wait for something that’s going to happen soon.
36. I really appreciate somebody in my life.
37. I'm quitting Facebook for a little bit of time for some reason.

+ Atul

Comments

[Meenal]

I especially liked #22! So very true! Well, they all are actually, haha.

[Molly Sokol]

Good one, Atul! "Number 3" is the most annoying one to see...lol

[UH2L]

Meenal and Molly, yes, those are definitely two of the better meaning more annoying ones.

[lisa nelson]

So true. Facebook=Instant Gradification...i think of facebook as another way to get the "instant" attention,express,vent,brag etc... we can just log on, and type anytime of the day or night, and somebody someplace may read what we say,"like" or comment.